Inspired by a number of sources (and by sources, I mean wankers who forget I sleep during the day somehow despite it having been the case for a good two plus years now.) this one also came to me while being bored to tears while driving.
Quick backstory, the breakfast conversation is true, albeit worded differently. The tree thing did happen, but that one was actually to a friend. It just fit. The conversation with my mother, however, has not, though I have popped by the folks house around eight or so and was pretty much dead on my feet.
Also, yes, my ring tone really is Bad Things (or, for those unfamiliar, the True Blood opening theme.)
Though, for reference to all my readers, I sleep roughly between the hours of 6 am and 2 pm, so please, would you kindly leave me be and let me sleep unless it's an emergency? Pretty please?
All sprites used and all related materials property of Nippon Ichi and/or its affiliates. This comic is written and assembled by myself, Phillip Malerich, purely for entertainment value and as a homage to zanny world of Disgaea and related video games/material.